Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Local Beauty Queen Arrest
The Laredo Morning Times seems to want a little web traffic on their ol' web page. At least that's what I think when the arrest of a local "beauty queen" made it to the front page. Oh, it was not on page 4-5, where the local arrests are usually noted, but on the top right hand corner.
A few months ago the local organ of publicity started publishing weekly mugshots on their webpage. Generally speaking their more attractive women usually garner the most "web hits." So, once Ms. Prieto-Falcon's mugshot (seen above) makes it to the album, I expect a new record.
Just saying.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
High and Dry
La raza en Laredo nunca para...
Making the rounds in the LMT and in social media was something straight out of Hollywood, a police car on cinder blocks sans stolen rims and tires. Don't fret, though, the Strong Arm of the Law soon found the perpetrator and they broke out the floodlights and the rubber hoses to bring him to justice.
Enjoy.
Monday, January 6, 2014
Jingle at the H.E.B.
It was that time of the year once more--braving the crowds of angry paisanos and disgruntled Laredoans at our local H.E.B.'s. Naturally with so much savings at stake, it was expected to be a harsh and difficult endevour, one which could result in bloodshed if something went wrong.
Naturally, all went well for your faithful narrator as he made his way to the HEB El Mercado in the midst of the holiday rush. I stood in awe of the HEB efforts to capitalize on the Christmas craze, particularly their heavy use of Christmas iconography. But, it was not surprising to be sure.
There were bargains aplenty throughout the store. DVDs at low, low prices or the traditional fare to make tamales.
Some of us bloggers have fallen on harder times and thus required a little help to convert our spare change into something tangible.
My number one fan
We all have our own personal Nurse Annie, a number one fan. Even my lowly blog has admirers and a long list of rabbit fans (at Tacos Ravi the other day I had to wave away several autograph seekers.)
Here is just one example of how much love I get from the my many fans across the internet. We are starting the year off with so much love. Since 2008 and still kicking, this blog continues.
Here is just one example of how much love I get from the my many fans across the internet. We are starting the year off with so much love. Since 2008 and still kicking, this blog continues.
Apparently I have my share of fans. It seems as if I'm starting my own cult following. keep the gifts and praise coming my way. I might have to start my own fan club now.
Monday, December 9, 2013
Fight at the International Bridge
According to reports in the LMT, a little road rage led to an all out fist fight worthy of Laredo Fights videos (see above). But, in this case, it brought out the Feds and orders for these hooligans to get on the floor and to get down quickly.
Personally, if I had a gun drawn on me by law enforcement, I'd be eating dirt quickly and efficiently. Yes, self-preservation and all that. Either way, just wait till those Paisanos hit the bridges. Yikes!
Monday, December 2, 2013
Freebie Monday! (part 1) The Bottle Returns
There was a time in my life where I was a Cow-sheep and I gave my money
I first tried to give this bottle away in a Twitter contest I held about two years ago. However, the winner of that contest, a man from Zapata, never came by to collect his prize. After repeated calls and emails went unanswered, I am putting up again for some lucky Jerry Jones disciple to add to their collection.
The bottle itself goes for about 15 maybe 25 dollars on Ebay. It's actually a fairly common Coke bottle, nonetheless, it would still be a great gift with the holidays coming up. At one point in my life, I loved me the Dallas Cowboys brand, and I because of that I want this bottle to go to a good home, one that Randy White would approve.
Playing for a chance to win this delicious collectible is easy. First, you must be a follower of mine on Twitter. Then, write to me telling me why you are the world's best Cowboys' fan. You must use the hastag #delaredoblog in your tweet. That's it. I will choose a winner and a runner up, just in case the 1st place winner is a no show! So go ahead and try your luck. You know you want to. Jay Novacek wants you to!!!
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Times Story
The Laredo Morning Times continued its no-holds-barred approach to dealing with the criminal element by publishing a story on 10 delinquent dads who have not paid child-support. Que gacho. You add this to the "Johns" who have been caught on San Bernardo, the DWI arrests that number the city, and just about every other crime in Laredo and you have the recipe for public shaming.
Not everyone is happy though. A few days ago, I heard my friend's dad, a retired government employee, rail against the LMT publishing only stories on crime and the criminal element. I just sat there listening to him and nodding. Yes, I wasn't listening as closely as I could have, but he was a little animated, to say the least.
I just wanted to go home.
Regardless, the Times will do what the Times does and continue to publish the names and faces of these perpetrators. Even the pics with hickeys, no less.
In other Laredo news, I didn't know that Domino's delivered to 18-wheeler trucks. Now that's service, folks. Thumbs up to Domino's.
Sunday, November 24, 2013
KGNS News 1980
This video you have to watch!
Vintage KGNS Laredo, TX circa 1980 and boy is it fun viewing.
Featuring: Mayor Tatangelo looking perplexed
Residents of Colonia Guadalupe battling gangs of youths
A young and robust Heatwave Burler rockin a beard and being the spitting image of Robert England!!
John Keck pleading for you not to get up to go to the refrigerator!
La Migra working on cutbacks and with used parts :(
Sames car dealership in better days
The best Coors beer commerical EVER!
Elizabeth Sorrel of the Laredo Citizens Society
The Watsons giving a party in 'their beautiful home in Del Mar'!
The Alpine Car Stereo of my dreams from Audio Systems in the Gateway Shopping Center
Vintage KGNS Laredo, TX circa 1980 and boy is it fun viewing.
Featuring: Mayor Tatangelo looking perplexed
Residents of Colonia Guadalupe battling gangs of youths
A young and robust Heatwave Burler rockin a beard and being the spitting image of Robert England!!
John Keck pleading for you not to get up to go to the refrigerator!
La Migra working on cutbacks and with used parts :(
Sames car dealership in better days
The best Coors beer commerical EVER!
Elizabeth Sorrel of the Laredo Citizens Society
The Watsons giving a party in 'their beautiful home in Del Mar'!
The Alpine Car Stereo of my dreams from Audio Systems in the Gateway Shopping Center
Car Decals
At times I am taken back by the tastes and hobbies of others throughout this city. That is the beauty of the wonderful place we call Webb County.
The car above is a good example of what I am talking about. Why anyone would place a decal such as this on their back window is beyond my understanding.
Cada quien.
The car above is a good example of what I am talking about. Why anyone would place a decal such as this on their back window is beyond my understanding.
Cada quien.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Llanta Ordinance
Say it isn't so. I read in the LMT this morning that Laredo's favorite pasttime--dumping old tires by the curbside--is now going to be targeted?
What will they do next, aim an ordinance against the folks who open boxes of diapers at the local Wal-Marts? Big government at its finest.
While I wish the folks in City Hall the best of luck, I also know the reality of trying to curb peoples' behaviors in this capacity.
Monday, November 18, 2013
Pokes Update
Blogging has been inconsistent. I have no real excuses other than to say life is always in the way now, sadly.
Either way, to quote Madonna, "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina." That's not what this is about. Instead, how about a little Laredo-themed Cowboys love? Yes, it never fails, despite the 5-5 record and a bye week, Laredoans love their Pokes.
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